Technology

Not a PG post. Please proceed if you are okay with light swearing.

Hands free. A guy I know has hands free technology in his pickup. We were chatting about how people are driving and texting or talking on their cells phones constantly and how dangerous it is. The guy proceeded to show us his hands free technology in his pickup. (After he finally found the on switch.)

"Say a command!" the computer said.

I cannot correctly tell you what command was said next. But I can tell you that the computer did not decipher it and repeated, "Say a command".

The next words out of the guys mouth were, "Shut up!" Again the computer came back with, "Say a command." Of course, not utilizing the feature, led to frustration in how to shut it back off again! In the mean time, laughter started to flow between the 3 spectators as this was the first time we had ever seen a guy fight with his pickup truck.

In the mean time, us spectators began to have fun. (A command...) "Kiss my a--!" (I'd like to see pickup accomplish that!) "Shut up or I'll run you into a pole!" "Shut up or I'll roll you in the ditch!" and so on and so forth. We were in tears. I guess you just had to be there...